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Sack Lloyd Carr / Big Ten Talk / EMPIRICAL TESTS OF COLLEGE FOOTBALL'S CONVENTIONAL
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Brianthomasbuckeye 
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# Posted: 15 Nov 2007 13:08 Edited by: Brianthomasbuckeye


EMPIRICAL TESTS OF COLLEGE FOOTBALL'S CONVENTIONAL
WISDOM

I can't believe this guy did an empirical study on this, but It's worth reading the abstract and a quick scroll down. Check out the data at the end of the paper. Some guy spent a month of his life doing this?

PAPER

bigboyBlue 
Member
# Posted: 15 Nov 2007 13:17


Definitely deserves an Ignoble.

I'll see your empirical study and raise you the first scientifically recorded case of homosexual necrophilia in the mallard duck.

Brianthomasbuckeye 
Member
# Posted: 15 Nov 2007 13:22 Edited by: Brianthomasbuckeye


bigboyBlue

Well done, did you read that? check out this blip about the mallards in the article:

'some males in homosexual pairs
have been observed attempting to rape or forcibly
copulate with males outside their pairbond'.
Initially, this may have been the case
on 5 June 1995: the drake attempted to rape
NMR 9997-00232 who fled, and the two got
engaged in a true homosexual ARF.

WTF?

AND THERES MORE:

Although I did not actually see the events
preceding the moment NMR 9997-00232 hit
the building and died, I strongly believe the
two mallards were involved in some kind of
aerial chase or pursuit flight: the victim flew
into the building in full flight and the drake
that pursued, managed to prevent a collision
and landed next to the dead duck. I watched
the scene immediately (less than a minute)
after the tremendous bang and saw the drake
next to its dead congener (Fig. 2a). It is therefore
highly unlikely that the drake was just
passing by, saw the corpse and started to rape
it.

THIS GUY IS A GENIUS!!!!!!!!!!!

bigboyBlue 
Member
# Posted: 15 Nov 2007 13:26


EVERY line in that article is priceless:

Rather startled, I watched this
scene from close quarters behind the window
(Fig. 1) until 19.10 h during which time
(75 minutes!) I made some photographs and
the mallard almost continuously copulated his
dead congener. He dismounted only twice,
stayed near the dead duck and picked the
neck and the side of the head before mounting
again. The first break (at 18.29 h) lasted
three minutes and the second break (at 18.45 h)
lasted less than a minute. At 19.12 h, I disturbed
this cruel scene.

Freakin Animal Porn Lovefest passing as Science!

Brianthomasbuckeye 
Member
# Posted: 15 Nov 2007 13:28


I secured the dead duck and
left the museum at 19.25 h. The mallard was
still present at the site, calling 'raeb-raeb' and
apparently looking for his victim (who, by
then, was in the freezer).




 

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